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Kernoll uživatel Ve hře: Nemám	Doc to the patient: See that Xray pic, you got cancer. But I have good news for you. Patient: Really, what? Doc: It can be Photoshopped.
# 10.9.2008 20.39	And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.

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lavions uživatel	Why elephant cant fly when he have big ears?
# 28.12.2008 15.24
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# 28.12.2008 15.35
Kernoll uživatel Ve hře: Nemám	Tempriture is bullshi*! e.blip.tv/scripts/flash/showplayer.swf?file=http%3A%2F%2Fblip.tv%2Frss%2Fflash%2F1277701%3Freferrer%3Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Ffenix-nest.com%25252Fmistnost%25253Dvtipy-a-vtipky-reakce-p%26source%3D3&showplayerpath=http%3A%2F%2Fblip.tv%2Fscripts%2Fflash%2Fshowplayer.swf&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcinemassacre.blip.tv%2Frss%2Fflash&brandname=blip.tv&brandlink=http%3A%2F%2Fblip.tv%2F%3Futm_source%3Dbrandlink&enablejs=true
# 1.1.2009 23.05	And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
palandaa uživatel Ve hře: Palandaa	DieXx signature
# 1.1.2009 23.43	https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=761893750493339&set=vb.100000181633537&type=3&theater
Kernoll uživatel Ve hře: Nemám	Its old. Iˇve posted it to FUN long time ago...
# 1.1.2009 23.47	And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
Kernoll uživatel Ve hře: Nemám	George: Condi! Nice to see you. Whats happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: Thats what I want to know. Condi: Thats what Im telling you. George: Thats what Im asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellows name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya asking me for? Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China. George: Well, Im asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: Thats the mans name. George: Thats whos name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: Thats correct. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You dont want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here. George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
# 31.1.2009 22.53	And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
LeeRasS uživatel Ve hře: LeeRasS	Nach,nach cr bang, nach. Who is it? Me, I kill you. (Dunham's Achmed) Girlfriend 1.0 software Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer. Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0: 1. A "Don't remind me again" button. 2. Minimize button. 3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects). I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts. Bug warning Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources.
# 1.2.2009 12.13
DJ Miky webmaster	Well, it's: "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Me, I kill you!"
# 1.2.2009 17.05	I'm amazed how damn low people can go by only being themselves... www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVd3UwVIMg
J.o.n.a.s uživatel	http://slinkers.deviantart.com/art/CLICK-HERE-113687396?
# 22.2.2009 19.34

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