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Kernoll
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Doc to the patient: See that Xray pic, you got cancer. But I have good news for you.
Patient: Really, what?
Doc: It can be Photoshopped.
# 10.9.2008 20.39
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.

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Wl@d0
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This topic is very good idea;-)

Here is one joke. I translated it from slovak and I hope that joke is grammaticly right:-)
Patient: Doctor everyone ignore me.
Doc: Next please...
# 13.9.2008 10.44
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Maniak10
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Wlado:I know this joke.Its funny:-)
# 13.9.2008 11.34
Coca~Cola®
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So I am very, very good idea to add it is good enough.
# 13.9.2008 18.46
Jakékoliv informace o mně je z globálního hlediska principiálni bazírovaní na bázi mentálního kompromisu, je zcela nerentabilní o této zaležitosti dále polemizovat 8-)



MAK_obnova2
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Coca Cola: Wazza, you was smoking too much? xD rofl

Mak`s jokes

I am so clever :)
# 13.9.2008 19.00
 
DJ Miky
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MAK:I am so clever :)


Yeah, that's a very good joke :).
# 13.9.2008 23.58
I'm amazed how damn low people can go by only being themselves...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVd3UwVIMg
Coca~Cola®
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DJ Miky:

MAK:I am so clever :)


Yeah, that's a very good joke :).



I fully accept, that the truth. xD
# 14.9.2008 8.23
Jakékoliv informace o mně je z globálního hlediska principiálni bazírovaní na bázi mentálního kompromisu, je zcela nerentabilní o této zaležitosti dále polemizovat 8-)



Kernoll
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xD
# 25.11.2008 15.41
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
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kernol: verry nice ;) Good joke
# 25.11.2008 16.03
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Kernoll
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I know.8-) I wouldn' post it if it wouldn't be good joke.xD
# 25.11.2008 16.06
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
Kernoll
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Another one.
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# 30.11.2008 2.24
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
Kernoll
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imgs.xkcd.com/comics/angular_momentum.jpg
# 7.12.2008 1.00
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
MAK_obnova2
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xD omg, nice joke
# 7.12.2008 10.05
 
Kernoll
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Another nice one.xD
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# 9.12.2008 20.51
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
Kernoll
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Well this is not joke but it is funny and, what is the most important, it is in english so check this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTSA_25wGE
Note: For fully understace of this joke you nedd... english.xD
# 20.12.2008 13.46
And they shall beat their swords into plowshares, for if you hit a man with a plowshare, he's going to know he's been hit.
Jirekcz
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I found this ...
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# 26.12.2008 22.07
My goal in life is to be a wit. I am often told that I'm already halfway there.

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