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SZ Mail Jabber Web		Takže zase téma na všelijaké vtipné obrázky, videa a tak podobně.

Snažte se prosím nepsat „lol“ nebo „:D“ za každý vtípek - koho by to bavilo číst 50x?
# 25.6.2007 14.58
I'm amazed how damn low people can go by only being themselves...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVd3UwVIMg

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josi.ow
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SZ Web		Nintendo má nějaké problémy se softwarem lol

A jestli je na tom většina Američanů takhle, tak to potěš :)
# 28.8.2007 23.47
Poslední návštěva hry: 24. 12. 2007
Poslední návštěva fóra: 15. 9. 2008
bigdragon
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kiki: LoL...

josi: Nejlepší byl ten Fidel Castro :-D
# 28.8.2007 23.57
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SZ Web		bigdragon: Mě spíš dostalo, že Kofi Annan je pití lol Nebo 10 Eiffelovek :D
# 28.8.2007 23.59
Poslední návštěva hry: 24. 12. 2007
Poslední návštěva fóra: 15. 9. 2008
bigdragon
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jako, ok, to bylo taky dobrý, ale prostě ten Fidel se mnou regulérně fláknul o zem :-D

a singer? :-D :-D
# 29.8.2007 0.21
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SZ ICQ		Tohle je kapku delší a angličtina je potřebou, ale myslím že se pobavíte.Pán prstenů jako MMORPG

L0rd 0f teh Ringz0rz
Teh Tw0 T0werz

[Somewhere, under the mountains]
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf [Glamdring] Balrog
Gandalf: "U. R. PWNED!"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan]
Gimli: "FFS speed hax!"
Legolas: "LOL, N00b!"
**Aragorn spots the fallen broach
Aragorn: "Sif teh leaves of Lorien fall. They give +2!"

[At Isengard, Saruman is with a group of Wildmen of Dunland]
Saruman: "Teh Rohirrim are tards!"
Dunlander: "Sif leet! Damn retards!"
Saruman: "Joo bring teh pwn. Go and pwn those n00bs!"
Crowd of Dunlanders: "WOOT!"

[At Edoras]
**Eowyn visits the stricken Theodred in his chambers
Eowyn: "OMGOMGOMGOMG u got pwned! "

**Eowyn and Eomer go to Theoden-king
Eowyn: "Theodred just got pwnt!"
Grima: "Sif! Saruman is teh leet!"
Eomer: "Teh orkz0rs are pwning us! They wear Saruman's clag tag: {S}"
Grima: "FFS, Theoden is AFK."
Eomer: "Joo = Saurman's tard. And joo want netsecks with my sister, fag!"
Grima: "Sif pwn me. I R Admin!"
Grima: "I r teh leet."
[Grima logs in as admin]
[Eomer is kicked from Edoras]

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are running across Rohan still]
Gimli: "..."
Legolas: "FFS, Hide!"
Aragorn: "Sif! Hey foos, sup?"
Eomer: "WTF tard."
Eomer: "Clan {S} Are teh pwn in Rohan. Theoden has been hacked. WTF u doing here?"
Aragorn: "We r teh tracking teh Uruk-hai."
Eomer: "Teh Uruk-hai are teh dead."
Legolas: "OMG"
Aragorn: "And teh hobbits?"
Eomer: "Wtf is a hobbit?"

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas find the spot where the Rohirrim slew the Uruk-Hai]
**Aragorn kicks a helmet
Aragorn: "OMFGBSHAX, my toe! Arrrgh!"
Legolas: "Sigh. Tard."

**Aragorn searches, finds the ropes
Aragorn: "OMG, B&D!"
Legolas: "LOL, sif."
Aragorn: "And then they went into teh Fangorn forest."
Gimli: "WTF. GG FN tards."

[Merry and Pippin are running through Fangorn Forest]
Merry: "WTFBBQHAX"
Pippin: "Ssh."
Grishn?kh: "Argh! Yuo=pwned!"
Treebeard: "Sif."
Treebeard [Stomps] Grishn?kh
Treebeard: "PWNT!"
Pippin: "OMG"
Treebeard: "OMG, A/S/L."
Merry: "WTF?"
Treebeard: "U r teh orks"
Merry: "Sif"

**Smoke is seen to the south
Treebeard: "It r clan {S}. They R pwn."
Merry: "WTF is clan {S}?"
Treebeard: "Saruman@isengard.com"
Merry: "o.0"

**The hobbits can see a the armies of Isengard
Merry: "O. M. G."
Pippin: "Pfft, China inf is for noobs."
Merry: "N00b Zergling rush!!! o.0"
Treebeard: "Sif... got Entmoot, bbiab."
Merry: "Wtf is an Entmoot?"
Treebeard: "It R a LAN."

**Later, while the Ents are meeting
Treebeard: "Well, no war!."
Pippin: ">.< "
Merry: "o.0 SIf"
Treebeard: "Soz"
Merry: "Take us south."
Treebeard: "kk"

**Treebeard sees the desolation wrought by Saruman's armies on Fangorn Forest
Treebeard: "O... M... G..."
Treebeard: "FFS TARD MOFO >.< "
**Treebeard summons the other Ents
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "WTF1"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Saruman: "OMG, I aven't finished my base defense yet! >.<"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG! RUN AWAY!"
Ent: "PWN!"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Merry [Stones] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Ow, ffs"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Ent [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Flames] Ent
Ent: "OMG OW!"
{S}Ork: "WOOOOT! ;P"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "Aw!"
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
Treebeard [Stomps] {S}Ork
{S}Ork: "OMG BASECAMPER!"
{S}Ork: "FFS. >.<"
Ent [Rock] {S}Ork
Ent [Treetrunk] {S}Ork

**the Ents destroy the damn overlooking Isengard
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
{S}Ork is no more
Ent: "Woot!"
Saruman: "OMG. GG."

[Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in Fangorn Forest]
Legoals: "Teh White Wizard!"
Aragorn: "Ph34r!"
The White Wizard: "LOL, noobs."
Aragorn: "Wtf."
The White Wizard: "You want teh hobbits?"
Aragorn: "Where are they?"
The White Wizard: "LOL. They met teh pwnerer."
Aragorn: "Who are joo?"

**The white light fades, revealing Gandalf
Aragorn: "WTFOMGBSHAX!"
Gandalf: "Teh balrog was noob. He got pwned. I can dance all day, I can dance all day!"
Gandalf: "Boom! HEADSHOT!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH GREY!"
Gandalf: "I R GANDALF TEH WHITE!"
Gimli: "FFS, make up your mind! ><"

[Eowyn is farewelling Theodred. Grima is there]
Eowyn: *tear
**Grima puts a hand on Eowyn's shoulder
Grima: "Sifn't deal with his pwnage, now that Eomer is banned"
Eowyn: "FFS tard, FOAD"

[Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas arrive in Edoras]
Gandalf: "There are tards here."
Gimli: "I'll TK all of them!"

[The four of them enter the Hall of Edoras]
Grima: "OMG, it's Gandalf. He is a tard!"
Gandalf: "Theoden, U R Tard."
Grima: [whispers] "Sif Gandalf"
Theoden: "FFS Gandalf, FU!"
Grima = [Admin] Grima
Grima: "Joo will be pwned!"
Gandalf: "LOL"
Grima is being kicked from the server. Reason: Using banned name "[Admin]"
Gandalf: "LOLOLOL"
Gimli: "Hah!"
Theoden/Saruman: "Joo have no hax here, Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "SIF!"
**Gandalf strikes Theoden in the head with his staff, driving Saruman's control from him.
Eowyn: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "LOL, Sifn't hax!"

[Theoden, Gandalf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are in the Hall of Edoras]
Theoden: "Sif war. We would be pwned"
Gandalf: "Eomer is hax!"
Theoden: "We go to Helm's Deep, foo!"
Gandalf: "Sigh"
Aragorn: "WTF?"
Gandalf: "I'm off! I'll bring teh hax."
Gandalf has disconnected
Gandalf has left the server

[Grima and Saruman are in Orthanc]
Grima: "Theoden=tard. He'll go to Helm's Deep!"
Saruman: "o.0. Send teh warg-riders. They be pwn!"
Warg Riders: "Leet!"

[The Warg Riders attack the Rohirrim heading to Helm's Deep]
Warg Rider: "Argh!"
Hama: "OMFG!"
Warg Rider [Wargs] Hama
Gamling: "PWNT!"
Warg: "Grrrr!"
Gamling: "Nice doggie."
Warg [Wargs] Gamling
Gamling: FFS, lag
Warning, Connection problems detected
Gamling has disconnected from the server
Legolas [Arrow] Warg
Legolas [Knife] {S}Ork
Legolas: "Enemy Scout Spotted!"
Theoden: "FFS, teams! >< "
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Legolas: "LOLOLOL Tards!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, that hacker!"
Gimli: "I bring u pwn!"
Legolas [Arrow] {S}Ork
Gimli: "OMFG, kill theif!"
Gimili [Axe] Warg
**The Warg falls ontop of Gimli
Gimli: "FFS. BG"
**An Ork creeps over the corpse of the Warg.
Gimli [Judo chop] {S}Ork
**The Ork collapses on the warg.
Gimli: "Ouph!"
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Rohirrim [Broadsword] {S}Ork
{S}Ork [Curved knife] Rohirrim
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] Warg
Theoden: "Woot!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "LOLOLOL!"
{S}Ork: "FFS, hax!"
{S}Ork: "Turn it off!"
{S}Ork [Warg] Rohirrim
Theoden [Broadsword] {S}Ork
Theoden: "PWNED JOO!"
Aragorn: "LOL prepare to b pwnt!"
Sharku: "Sif, tard"
Sharku: "STFU and die!"
**Aragorn finds that his wrist is caught in the saddle straps of the Warg's saddles as it charges towards a cliff.
Aragorn [Stabs] Sharku
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
Warg has disconnected from the server
Legolas: "LOLOLOL, Pwned!"
Legolas: "Aragorn? FFS tard!"
Gimli: "Aragorn?"
Sharku: "LOLOLOLOLOLOL *cough"
Legolas: "WTF?! Sif live tard!"
Sharku: "He's dead!"
Legolas: "WTFBSHAX!"
Sharku is no more
Sharku has disconnected from the server

[At Isengard, Grima and Saruman are discussing the attack on Helm's Deep]
Saruman: "U can get hax for anything!"
Grima: "Wtf?"
Saruman: "I R leet. I've got teh wallhax for Helm's Deep!"
Grima: "Cool1"
**The armies of Uruk-Hai are arrayed out before Isendgard.
Saruman: "Leet hax0rs, go and pwn!"
Uruk-hai: "WOOT!"

[Aragorn has visions of Arwen, Elrond shows Arwen visions of he future, and Elrond and Galadriel discourse at length that the time for the Elves to leave is at hand]
Audience: *yawn.

[Aragorn is returning to Helm's Deep on the back of Brego. He sees the massive army of Isengard marching]
Aragorn: "OMFG. Teams! FFS!"

[Aragorn returns to Isengard]
Gimli: "HAX! LOLOOLOLOL"
Legolas: "WTF!"
**Legolas returns the Evenstar to Aragorn
Eowyn: *tear
Aragorn: "Sif safe. 10K {S} coming this way!"
Theoden: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "Teams!"
Theoden: "exec rohirrimhax.exe"

[Later, as Aragorn is preparing for the battle. Legolas and Gimli are there]
**A horn is sounded in the distance
Legolas: "Wtf?"
Legolas: "That is no {S} horn!"
Haldir: "Got Elf-hax?! "
Legolas: "Woot!"

[The Isengard Uruk-Hai array themselves before the walls of Isengard]
Uruk-Hai: "PWNAGE TIME!"
Gimli: "Sif! I can't see!"
Legolas: "LOLO. Shortarse!"
Aragorn: "exec arrowhax_v_1_2.exe"
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "Did they hit anything?"
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai keep coming, and start raising ladders against the deeping wall.
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "LOLOLOL! TWO!"
Legolas: "Seventeen! Foo lol!"
Gimli: "OMFG"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas: "LOLOLOL!"
Uruk-Hai: "AIMBOT!"
Uruk-Hai: "Sif! I was behind cover!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "17!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "18!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "19!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli: "20! LOLOOL"

[The Uruk-Hai are stacking Saruman's devices into the culvert at the foot of the deeping wall. An Uruk-Hai comes running in carrying a specialised torch.]
Aragorn: "WTF is that?"
Gimli: "I can't see!"
Aragorn: "Kill teh tard!"
Legolas: "KK!"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
**The Uruk-Hai stumbles the last few steps but manages to pitch himself into the culvert with the torch.
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Rohirrim
Uruk-Hai [Wallhax] Elf
Uruk-hai has killed a teammate
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Uruk-Hai is no more
Theoden: "OMG! WALLHAX!"
Rohirrim: "Turn it off!"
Rohirrim: "Hackers!"
Uruk-Hai: "LOLOOLOLOL!"
**The Uruk-Hai start pouring through the breach in the wall
Gimli: "OMFG! TEAMS FFS!"
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Aragorn: "CHARGE!"
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Gimli [Big Fucking Axe] Uruk-Hai
Elf [Sword] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Elf: "OMG! TEAMS"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
ELF: "FFS!"
Uruk-Hai [Rusty blunt sword] Elf
Legolas: "OMG"
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Arrow] Uruk-Hai
Legolas [Shield to the throat] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMG BS!"
Aragorn: "Teams! FFS! FALL BACK!"
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Uruk-Hai [Blunt vicious sword] Haldir
Haldir: "OMG. OW!"
Aragorn: "WTF BS HAX!"
Aragorn [Broadswoard] Uruk-Hai
Theoden: "Brace teh doorz0s!"

[The Rohirrim, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are inside the keep]
Theoden: "OMG, we're pwnt!"
Aragorn: "Sif!"
**Theoden leads the charge out of the gates of Helm's Deep
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "W. T. F?"
Uruk-Hai: "O M G!"
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrm [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim: "LEET!"

**To the East there is a rider on a white horse
Aragorn: "OMG! Gandalf!"
Gandalf: "FFS, teams!"
Eomer: "LOL sif!"

**The Rohirrim charge down on the Uruk-Hai on their flanks and front
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Rohirrim [Horse] Uruk-Hai
Uruk-Hai: "OMFG hax!"
Uruk-Hai: "!Changemap"
Theoden: "LOL, Rohirrim=teh winn0r!"

[Frodo and Sam are sleeping on the rocky ground]
Frodo: "Gandalfz0r!"
Sam: "WTF?"
Frodo: "..."
Sam: "STFU and sleep, foo!"

**Frodo and Sam head towards Mordor across rocky and inhospitible ground
Frodo: "OMG..."
Sam: "It's teh hax, isn't it?"
Frodo: "Chewing through teh processes. "
Sam: "Foo."

**That night, while Sam and Frodo sleep Gollum creeps up on them.
Gollum: "Sssif theives. Preciousss isss MY hax0rsss. We hatesss teh hobbitssses for leeching teh preciousss."
**As Gollum reaches out for the ring, Sam and Frodo jump up and grab him.
Gollum: "ARGH! FFS!"
Sam: "LOL, STFU!"
Gollum: "Sif, fatty!"
Frodo: "STFU Gollum"

[Later, after Emyn Muil and entering the Dead Marshes]
Frodo: "So... a/s/l?"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Frodo: "U r teh Smeagol"
Gollum: "OMG... smeagol... ... hax"

**A Nazgul flies overhead
Gollum: "OMG HIDE!"
Frodo: "wtf... lag!"
Gollum: "HIDE!"
Frodo: "OMG, LAGGING HARD!"
Sam: "HAX! Look at his ping!"
Gollum: "OMG"

[Later, Frodo, Sam and Gollum are overlooking the Black Gate]
Gollum: "Teh gate!"
Sam: "LOL, Sif get through that!"
Frodo: "FFS"
**The gate starts to open
Sam: "OMG, let's go!"
**A rock is dislodged and sent tumbling down the slope.
Frodo: "OMG, U R TARD!"
**Frodo throws his elven cloak over himself and Sam
Frodo: "LEET! Elvish invisibility hax!"

[Later on, Gollum is catching fish in a steam]
Sam: "OMG, fish hax!"
Gollum: "I R TEH LEET FISH0R!"

[Later that night]
Gollum: "Teh hax is mine!"
Smeagol: "No! It R teh masters!"
Gollum: "Sif tard! IT R MINE!"
Smeagol: "But Master is my friend!"
Gollum: "Sif Friends!"
Smeagol: "STFU!"
Gollum: "FOAD... u have no friends tard!"
Smeagol: "STFU STFU STFU!"
Gollum: "Cheat!"
**Smeagol is shaking his head
Gollum: "HAX0R!"
Smeagol: "STFU. Not listening!"
Gollum: "CAMPER!"
Smeagol: "Go away!"
Gollum: "Go away? LOLOOLOL, tard"
Smeagol: "U r teh hax0r "
Gollum: "U R leet cos of me!"
Smeagol: "SIF!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "U R teh hax. Sif need joo!"
Gollum: "WTF?"
Smeagol: "FOAD foo!"
Gollum: "...sif!"
Smeagol has logged in as admin
Gollum is kicked from the server
Smeagol: "Wooot! "

[The next day]
Sam: "Po-tat-toes"
Gollum: "WTF?"

[Sam and Frodo see the Oliphaunts]
Sam: "OMG, teh oliphaunts!"
**Suddenly, pandemonium breaks out as the Oliphaunts come under attack
Frodo: "WTF?"
Sam: "OMG"
Farimir: "Wtf are you?"

[Frodo and Sam are taken to Henneth Ann?n by Faramir and his men]
Faramir: "U r teh spiez0rz."
Sam: "Sif spies!"
Faramir: "Then who are joo, foo?!"
Frodo: "..."
Faramir: "FFS"
**Frodo tells Faramir about how they set out from Rivendell
Faramir: "U shared teh hax with Boromir?"
Frodo: "Sif.."
Faramir: "Boromir is dead"
Frodo: "WTF? How?"
Faramir: "Spawn campers ><"

[Mordor attacks Osgiliath]
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier's of Gondor: "OMFG! HAX!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "STOP CAMPING FFS!"
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
{M}Ork [Broadsword] Soldier of Gondor
Soldier of Gondor: "Stay out of teh main!"

Farmir: "WTF?!"
Frodo: "Sif, I'm outta here!"
Faramir: "STFU!"
Sam: "OH FFS!"
Faramir: "KK!"

[The hobbits travel through the woods following Gollum outside of Osgiliath]
Gollum: "FFS... tard hobbits!"
Smeagol: "WTF... u haxing me again?"
Gollum: "Sif hobbits. Shelob!"
Smeagol: "WOOT!"
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SZ Mail ICQ Web		Nepřečetl jsem skoro nic, ale to co jsem přečet bylo dobrý :wink: ;)
# 30.8.2007 8.26
 
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Ve hře: Není
SZ ICQ		Slimtoad20: US Airways flight 404 is flying through the Bermuda Triangle today.
Slimtoad20: Yeah, that one doesn't stand a chance.
# 1.9.2007 20.36
 
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SZ		Precetl jsem si zacatek a vim v cem ja sranda, ale nechce se mi to cist z duvodu ze Pan Prstenu moc rad nemam a je to dlouhy... :-D
# 1.9.2007 23.09
 
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SZ ICQ		Jinak pokud umíte dobře anglicky tak doporučuju stránku bash.org což je v podstatě americká verze lamera.

<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^

a plno dalších
# 2.9.2007 8.49
 
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SZ Mail Jabber Web		Perly, co lidi hledají ve vyhledávači, když se dostanou na stránku Chmatákova (výběr z logu):

starý chmatákov je lepší než nový
návody na vyrábění ze dřeva
harry potter bydliště
polda 2 rapidshare
víte co musíte vědět o chmatákově
ako si spravit server logmein
peges s.r.o. kontakt
vtipný obrázek no smoking
navod na pokemon emerald
spidervepř umi hlavou dolu lézt
jake patche potrebuju na wow
mickyho klubík
www.bastard.cz/hlasovani/bobr-27
levné rybářské pruty
sem piště co potřebujete
www.jetyx hry.cz
co je to harddisk
rychly prachy video zdarma
test prutu univerzalnich
ludia sadnite si rovno
pozadí na blog se slonama
heslo administratora ve chmatakove
ochranny kruh kolem tela
vložte prosím adobe illustrator
přepis japonštiny hepburn česky
zjisteni hesel na chmatakov
jak se dělá barevnej nick
nove smajliki do skype
super hlasky ke stazeni zdarma
zdarma adobe photoshop video kurz torrent
sperky z perel
2007 be e in usa and cagos
scooby dooby doo hry

:D
# 27.9.2007 14.58
I'm amazed how damn low people can go by only being themselves...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVd3UwVIMg
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Ve hře: žeby Spajx?:-)
SZ Mail ICQ Jabber Skype		co je to harddisk mě fakt dostalolol
# 27.9.2007 16.01
 
DJ Miky
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SZ Mail Jabber Web		Nevím, jestli to tu už bylo, ale takoví dva šílení typasové – Crazy Frog Bros.
# 10.10.2007 21.27
I'm amazed how damn low people can go by only being themselves...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=quVd3UwVIMg
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SZ Web		DJ Miky: Jistě, že bylo :-D

http://stareforum.chmatakov.cz/viewtopic.php?p=27850#27850
# 10.10.2007 21.29
Poslední návštěva hry: 24. 12. 2007
Poslední návštěva fóra: 15. 9. 2008
hunti
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SZ Mail ICQ Web		To mi připomíná jednoho spolužáka :-D
Jinak možná že to tu bylo, no ale jukněte :-) Ewžen Farný :-P
# 11.10.2007 14.15
Pro všechny, kdo hrajou hokejbal a nejen pro ně. :wink:
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Kdo ví, proč je na světě, snese každý způsob života.
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SZ Jabber
Pesimista vidí v tunelu tmu,
optimista vidí světlo na konci tunelu,
realista vidí světla vlaku,
strojvůdce vidí tři debily na kolejích :-)
# 11.10.2007 22.52
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